HELLO,

,ALSO, THIS IS THE PAGE OF LACEY CHABERT MEETS POKEY THE PENGUIN!!! AND ISSUES 1-10 11 13!!! IT IS HERE TO

THE FINEST LACEY/POKEY BOOTLEGS YOU'LL FIND ON THE UNTERNET
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ISSUE 1 - LACEY CHABERT MEETS POKEY THE PENGUIN (NONSTANDARD FORMAT!)
ISSUE 2 - ITALIAN HAIR-CANDY (NONSTANDARD FORMAT!) (SEXUAL OVERTONES!) (OFFENSIVE TO ITALIANS!)
ISSUE 3 - LACEY REFLECTS (NONSTANDARD FORMAT!) (RELIGIOUS ISSUES!)
ISSUE 4 - THE DARK MINDSCAPE OF THE SOUL (VIOLENCE!)
ISSUE 5 - THE WORLD INVERTS!!! (DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL ISSUES!)
ISSUE 6 - PAIN TO THE LIVING (VIOLENCE!) (LANGUAGE!) (OFFENSIVE TO ITALIANS!)
ISSUE 7 - THE RAPTURE (RELIGIOUS ISSUES!)
ISSUE 8 - THE TRIBULATION (VIOLENCE!) (RELIGIOUS ISSUES!)
ISSUE 9 - MY FAVORITE EPISODE EVER (NONSTANDARD FORMAT!) (SEXUAL OVERTONES!) (PETRIFICATON!)
ISSUE 10 - LACEY AND POKEY MEET OUR LUCKY WINNER (VIOLENCE!)
ISSUE 11 - THE CLEANSING OF LACEYVIBES (VIOLENCE!) (LANGUAGE!)
ISSUE 12 - FUN AND LEARNING IN THE MILLENIUM AGE (VIOLENCE!) (RELIGIOUS ISSUES!) (LONG!)
ISSUE 13 - LACEY CHABERT AND POKEY THE PENGUIN MEET MAE LING MAK (PETRIFICATION!) (CARNAL RELATIONS BETWEEN PROMINENT MEMBERS OF THE LINIX COMMUNITY!*)
ISSUE 14 - LACEY AND POKEY VS. CRACKMONKEY.ORG (VIOLENCE!)
ISSUE 15 - CRIES FROM A NEW UNIVERSE
ISSUE 18 - LACEY AND POKEY LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF MOTHER'S DAY
ISSUE 19 - LACEY AND POKEY DISCOVER AMERICA!!!
ISSUE 20 - A STRANGE REVERSAL OF FORTUNES
ISSUE 21 - LACEY AND POKEY ARE LOST IN SPACE !! (VIOLENCE!) (AYBABTU REFERENCE!)

*LACEY CHABERT MEETS POKEY THE PENGUIN FEATURES NO REAL CELEBRITIES AND IS NOT ENDORSED OR SUPPORTED BY ANY OF THE CELEBRITIES FEATURED HERE. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS WITHOUT SATIRICAL INTENT IS COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL!!! HOORAY!!!
NOTE TO SITE OWNERS: HOORAY! POKEY THE PENGUIN LIVES WITH THIS FAMILY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!! IF YOU WISH TO USE ANY OF THESE CARTOONS ON YOUR LACEY CHABERT OR POKEY THE PENGUIN SITE! ?PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DO SO, TRULY.

<subliminal> POKEY IS YOUR HAPPY FRIEND!!! </subliminal> ALSO

SPECIAL FEATURES!!!

POKEY SPECIAL FEATURES
ELIAN GONZALEZ IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE CHAPTER ONE!!! (VIOLENCE!) (CONTROVERSY!)
STAR WARS: EPISODE POKEY (NUDITY!)
POKEY AND BILL GATES (VIOLENCE!) (ADVOCACY!) (BILL GATES!)

LACEY SPECIAL FEATURES
LACEY'S ADVANCED HAIR AD - YEAH, YEAH
LACEY PETRIFIED BY DOLLY NOT BY ME DO NOT SEND ME ANGRY LETTERS FRIENDS!!!
LACEY IN BALDUR'S GATE CUSTOM PORTRAIS ARE YOUR HAPPY FRIEND!!!


HOORAY YES links


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